I Hacked Google and Stole Their Robot lolol!
You are what you eat! We’ve all heard this famous quote before, but this is the first time I have decided to use it to hack Google! Yes you heard right, I’m going in with clenched fists and the plan is to sucker punch GoogleBot in his GoogleNuts!
If you are still reading, you probably just said “W-T-F”. If you did, you are probably one of those losers who say “L-O-L” instead of actually laughing out loud and should probably get off the internet ASAP. Don’t worry, it’s ok to say “A-S-A-P” lolololol!
oh no im laughing at my jokes, nothing can save this post now! 
Where was I? Yes, sucker punching GoogleBot in his GoogleNuts, even though there is no reason to belive GoogleBot is either male or female! Ok, well listen to this! GoogleBot is a giant robot that Google keeps in a secret lab somewhere. Anyways, this giant robot feeds itself telepathically via network connections to its stomach. In a nutshell, GoogleBot plans to eat your website. Now I know you are saying, “Holy Sh*t, I worked hard on that site”, but don’t worry, your site isn’t actually physically eaten by the big robot lololol!
Ok, now here’s the thing to understand - and by understand I mean come to the obvious logical conclusion based on the sketchy facts I am giving you to formulate a conclusion with. We’ve already established that “you are what you eat” is a fact, therefore it is completely logical to conclude that GoogleBot is what it eats! We’ve also established that GoogleBot is eating your website…
Ooooo lightbulb! Think about this for a second! Imagine that you could put something on your website that gave you control of a giant robot that you could then use to conquer the world and re-direct highways of traffic to your website?!?
Isn’t this exciting? I think its fair to request then that people stop calling me a geek if I think SEO is cool or else I’ll make my big robot come and squash you lololol! Yes, SEO is all about feeding that robot the right things to make him work for you! If thats not cool, I don’t know what is!
This post probably makes more sense if you think of it in terms of metaphors!
lololol!
July 11th, 2007 at 6:49 am
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